First, I present our winner for last weeks contest as submitted by 51, and voted to office with a landslide victory:
See? Democracy in action!
And to see the start of this weeks contest and to vote on possible captions:
Source: cbc.ca
Submitted by: Lisa, thanks!
Popularity: 56% [?]

hewj blak gonnah gimmah ball! iz pleezed!
* Shock an’ Awe…Iz tall blak!
*How YOU doin’?
Wil u b my freeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind?
ZOMG LOLZ I em teh awesomes.
TYVM evrybodies who voted for Al’s internets tubes, hooray!
i can has orunje ball? k thx. I gives you two peehnk ballz. dis not nucular. dis cauled free tradez.
Plz do not crush me! K thx.
LOL, NEGROEZ FARTEDS, SMELLZ FUNNEE
YOU N CONDI R SAME HUH?
I WANT TEH SHINY
LET ME TOUCH TEH SHINY
Now we is send this pic to Kanye West?
I seez u iz baller. I iz baller two.
LOLZ YOU GOT BIG BALL. WHER IZ TEH OTHER?
i can has ur peenus? k thx
oh hai new frend…protek me from cheny?
ur ballz all drawd on.
i keepz mai ballz cleen.
[...] winner this week is Andrew with the [...]
big shaq